15 November 2012

Just for fun - 3


Wife : Dear, can you check today's weather forecast on mobile ? Will it rain today ?
Husband : Why ?
Wife : I don't want to carry umbrella unnecessarily.

Wife : Dear, can you check today's weather forecast on mobile ? Will it rain today ?
Husband : Why ?
Wife : If there is no probability of rain, I can wash clothes.
 

01 November 2012

Auto punchlines - 18


ಎಲ್ಲಾದರೂ ಇರು, ಎಂತಾದರೂ ಇರು,
ನನ್ನ ಬೈಕ್ ನಿಂದ ಮಾತ್ರ ದೂರ ಇರು.
 

09 October 2012

Auto punchlines - 16


ಮಾನವ ಕೊಟ್ಟದ್ದು ಮನೆತನಕ,
ಮಾದೇವ ಕೊಟ್ಟದ್ದು ಕೊನೆತನಕ.


ಜೀವನ ಇರೋದು ದಂಡಿಸಿ ಗೆಲ್ಲೋದಕ್ಕೆ,
ಸೋತು ಮಲಗೋದಕ್ಕಲ್ಲ.

05 October 2012

Indic keyboad for computers

I strongly feel that all the keyboards on Laptop/computers in India must have 2 additional keys(or reuse of existing keys).
  • for toggling between English & Indian languages
  • for typing Rupee symbol
Korea, China, Japan, Turkey, France, Germany, Brazil and many more have customized keyboard layouts for their computers which enables them to type in their languages. They chat & send official mails in their languages. Why don't we Indians have such a keyboard on computers sold in India ? We can instal some fonts/apps but the Indic fonts must come by default in Operating systems & a key should be present to toggle between English & Indic languages. The 'Menu' key(present between right-Alt & right-Ctrl) can be used for it. (The default Indian language can be configurable for this.)

We got a new unique identity/symbol for our currency on 15th July 2010. It's more that 2 years & we don't have a key on computer keyboards. We can instal some fonts & type rupee symbol. But this is not known to many people. Also documents with such fonts may not be portable if similar fonts are not installed on reader's computer. So we need a key on computers to type Rupee symbol. The font/character must come as default in OS. A key must be assigned for it & the symbol must be printed on that key. I think 'R' key or key left side of digit 1(`) or key for digit 6 or key for backslash(\). If it is not possible to implement with a single key press, any other combination key can be used. It could be Menu/Ctrl/Alt/Shift/Fn key.
My choices are:
  • Fn+R : I think this combination does not have any assigned action
  • Win+R : but it is already in use for 'Run'
  • Menu+R : but this combination is difficult to type with a single hand
  • Menu+\ : currently this pops up a menu after typing \
  • Win+` : currently this types only '
Any such combinations are OK if they are easy to use.

Why don't manufacturers add these new features which will ease the use of computers ?

More to read -
Which all countries have symbols for their currencies : Click here

19 August 2012

Just for fun - 2


Husband returns home, wife sees long hair on his shirt.

Wife : Where had you been ?

Husband : %$#&*@&$#*

Wife : Tell her to use good shampoo, she may become bald !!!


30 May 2012

ಮಳೆ ನಿಂತು ಹೋದ ಮೇಲೆ

"ಮುಂಗಾರು ಮಳೆ" ಹಾಡು :
ಮಳೆ ನಿಂತು ಹೋದ ಮೇಲೆ ...

ಗಾಳಿ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಸ್ವಚ್ಛ
ರಸ್ತೆ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಕೊಚ್ಚೆ
ಟ್ರಾಫಿಕ್ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಜಾಮ್
 

23 May 2012

Catchy single liners - 2

Law of conservation of traffic:
Traffic can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can just be transferred from one road to another by making flyover/underpass/one-way.

16 May 2012

Auto punchlines - 15

ಕೋಪ ನನ್ನನ್ನು ಶಿಕ್ಷಿಸುತ್ತದೆ
ಶಾಂತಿ ಪರರನ್ನು ಶಿಕ್ಷಿಸುತ್ತದೆ
ಕೋಪ ನನ್ನ ವೈರಿ
ಶಾಂತಿ ಪರರ ವೈರಿ
 

07 May 2012

Auto punchlines - 14

ಒಂದು ಆಟೋ ರಿಕ್ಷಾದ ಹಿಂದೆ ಕಂಡದ್ದು : "ಶತ್ರುಗಳ ಆಶೀರ್ವಾದ"

Seen on an auto rickshaw: "Blessings of enemies"
 

12 April 2012

Earthquake jokes

Some of the jokes cracked after yesterday's earthquake/tsunami

  1. Rajanikanth, please don't keep your mobile in vibrating mode. It is causing earthquake !!!
  2. Rajanikanth, please stop dancing, it causes earthquake/tsunami !!!
  3. Even I felt earthquake. I saw some dry leaves falling from trees ;)
  4. When does tsunami happen ? When Rajanikanth opens his Champagne bottle :)


26 March 2012

Just for fun - 1


Don't keep your mobile near your head while sleeping.

Why ?

Because the RF signals from mobile may enter your brain & lead to cancer !!!

No...no...no....

Your mobile may stop working because of brain ;)