11 July 2011

Fundu SMS - 5

 
(After marriage)
Santa : Oye, Bhabi ka kya naam hai ?
Banta : Google
Santa : Aisa kyon ?
Banta : Sawaal 1 karo, jawaab 10 milte hain !!!
 

ತತ್ತ್ವೋಪದೇಶ - ೫


ಓಂ ಸರ್ವೇ ಭವಂತು ಸುಖಿನಃ ಸರ್ವೇ ಸಂತು ನಿರಾಮಯಃ |
ಸರ್ವೇ ಭದ್ರಾಣಿ ಪಶ್ಯಂತು ಮಾ ಕಶ್ಚಿದ್ ದುಃಖಭಾಗ್ ಭವೇತ್ ||

ॐ सर्वे भवन्तु सुखिनः, सर्वे सन्तु  निरामयः |
सर्वे  भद्राणि  पश्यन्तु, मा कश्चिद दुखभाग भवेत्  ||

May all be happy. May all enjoy health and freedom from disease.
May all have prosperity and good luck. May none suffer or fall on evil days.
 

09 July 2011

Auto punchlines - 11


If you born POOR, it is not your mistake.
If you die POOR, it is your mistake.

If you born RICH, you are lucky.
If you die POOR, you are unlucky.

03 June 2011

Punch for the day - 1



No one is as ugly as their Voter ID picture,
no one is as good-looking as their Facebook profile picture.



14 May 2011

Fundu SMS - 4

Sardarji creates a new email Id  .......... gmail@sardarji.com
...
...
...
hacker dies,
virus cries,
google shocks,
computer blocks,
SARDARJI ROCKZ


Funny sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on footpath ... "You are not looking at the road now, be careful...."

Girl & boy in a Hotel:
Boy : I love you. Do you love me ?
Girl : No.
Boy : Think again
Girl : No, I don't.
Boy : Waiter, please give separate bills.
Girl : OK, OK, OK ..... I LOVE YOU !!!

A girl after breakup with boy friend sadly says - "Ab mera kharcha kaun uthaayegaa ?"

The height of mixed emotions:
Your mother-in-law falls from 3rd floor on your brand new Honda City car.
And you don't know whether to laugh or cry !!!

ಮೊಮ್ಮಗಳು : ಅಜ್ಜಿ, ನಾಳೆಯಿಂದ ನಾನು ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ಗೆ ಹೋಗಲ್ಲ.
ಅಜ್ಜಿ : ಯಾಕೆ ? ಏನಾಯ್ತು ?
ಮೊಮ್ಮಗಳು : ರೋಡಲ್ಲಿ ಹೋಗೋವಾಗ ಹುಡುಗರು ಚುಡಾಯಿಸ್ತಾರೆ.
ಅಜ್ಜಿ : ಸುಳ್ಳು ಹೇಳ್ಬೇಡ, ನಾನು ಈಗ ಆ ರೋಡಲ್ಲೇ ಬಂದೆ, ನನ್ನ ಯಾರೂ ಚುಡಾಯಿಸ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ !!!!

17 February 2011