25 November 2010

Fundu SMS - 3

Look at the sky at 10:45pm this night, you can see Rajnikanth.
Because he is participating in Asian Games high jump event.
Don't miss it.

Roger Federer : I've each & every knowledge about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajnikanth : Tell me how many holes are there in the NET.

When Rajnikanth switches on his AC without closing the door.....
Winter starts in India !!! Happy winter :-)

Every year on some day Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Ironman, Shaktiman, James Bond, Krish all meet Rajnikanth. Do you know what day it is ?
Guru Poornima.

What does "Nine Pipe Pour Pour Pipe Pour Pipe Pour Potty Pipe " mean ?
Simple, Lalu giving you his mobile number "95445 45445" :-)

Who can stop 50 cars by one hand ?
Ans : Traffic Police !!!
Don't wait for RAJNIKANTH always :-)

02 November 2010

Fundu SMS - 2

Intel's new tag line for its fastest processor 

" Rajnikanth Inside "

Why did Rajnikanth buy 1 acre land with 4 wells in each corner ?
" To play carrom "

Why did British leave India in 1947 ?
"Because they knew that in 1949 a baby named Rajnikanth will born !!!"

Breaking News:
Rajnikanth has constructed a new house but has no doors to enter.
Guess why ?
"Rajni can walk through walls !!!"

Galileo used lamp to study,
Graham Bell used candle to study,
Shakespear studied in street light,
Do you know what Rajnikanth used ?
"only agarbatti"

When Rajnikanth was studying Civil engineering, his teacher asked him to do mini project in 5th semester.
Next day his teacher was shocked by seeing "China Wall".

One Sunday morning, Rajnikanth in good mood to surprise his wife put RANGOLI in front of his house.
And now we are studying it as "Network Analysis".

01 November 2010

ಕನ್ನಡ ರಾಜ್ಯೋತ್ಸವದ ಹಾರ್ದಿಕ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು

ಇದೇ ನಾಡು ಇದೇ ಭಾಷೆ, ಎಂದೆಂದೂ ನಮ್ಮದಾಗಿರಲಿ,
ಎಲ್ಲೇ ಇರಲಿ ಹೇಗೇ ಇರಲಿ, ಕನ್ನಡವೆ ನಮ್ಮ ಉಸಿರಲ್ಲಿ.

ಉದಯವಾಗಲಿ ನಮ್ಮ ಚೆಲುವ ಕನ್ನಡ ನಾಡು.

ಜೈ ಭಾರತ ಜನನಿಯ ತನುಜಾತೆ, ಜಯ ಹೇ ಕರ್ನಾಟಕ ಮಾತೆ.

ಕಲಿಯೋಕೆ ಕೋಟಿ ಭಾಷೆ ಆಡೋಕೆ ಒಂದೇ ಭಾಷೆ .... ಕನ್ನಡ ಕನ್ನಡ .... ಕಸ್ತೂರಿ ಕನ್ನಡ.

ಎಲ್ಲಾದರು ಇರು ಎಂತಾದರು ಇರು, ಎಂದೆಂದಿಗೂ ನೀ ಕನ್ನಡವಾಗಿರು

ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ಕನ್ನಡ ರಾಜ್ಯೋತ್ಸವದ ಹಾರ್ದಿಕ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು.