11 July 2011

Fundu SMS - 5

 
(After marriage)
Santa : Oye, Bhabi ka kya naam hai ?
Banta : Google
Santa : Aisa kyon ?
Banta : Sawaal 1 karo, jawaab 10 milte hain !!!
 

ತತ್ತ್ವೋಪದೇಶ - ೫


ಓಂ ಸರ್ವೇ ಭವಂತು ಸುಖಿನಃ ಸರ್ವೇ ಸಂತು ನಿರಾಮಯಃ |
ಸರ್ವೇ ಭದ್ರಾಣಿ ಪಶ್ಯಂತು ಮಾ ಕಶ್ಚಿದ್ ದುಃಖಭಾಗ್ ಭವೇತ್ ||

ॐ सर्वे भवन्तु सुखिनः, सर्वे सन्तु  निरामयः |
सर्वे  भद्राणि  पश्यन्तु, मा कश्चिद दुखभाग भवेत्  ||

May all be happy. May all enjoy health and freedom from disease.
May all have prosperity and good luck. May none suffer or fall on evil days.
 

09 July 2011

Auto punchlines - 11


If you born POOR, it is not your mistake.
If you die POOR, it is your mistake.

If you born RICH, you are lucky.
If you die POOR, you are unlucky.