07 February 2010

Auto punchlines - 4

Last Friday when I was rushing to the office, I was forced to read the words punched on a Suzuki Swift. The words read as:

"Keep honking buddy, I'm loading my gun"

Remember this when you are honking unnecessarily & contributing to sound pollution.

Catchy single liners - 1

Seen on a T-Shirt :

"I'm Sorry, I can't hear you until I get a BEER bottle in my hand"

01 February 2010

Funny expansions - 1

Have you ever thought about the meaning of "OK" before using it ?

According to my friend, "GOK" is cut short to get "OK". And GOK expands to "God Only Knows". Is this what you actually wanted to tell ?

And the same friend gave some more expansions, free of cost :-)

"BYE" means "Bomb Your Enemies" !!!

"TATA" means
"There Are Thousands of Alternatives"
or "Time And Time Again"

"CU" (See You) means
Close Up
Cambridge University
Control Unit

"HW" means
Home Work
Hard Working
Hardly Working !!!