15 November 2012

Just for fun - 3


Wife : Dear, can you check today's weather forecast on mobile ? Will it rain today ?
Husband : Why ?
Wife : I don't want to carry umbrella unnecessarily.

Wife : Dear, can you check today's weather forecast on mobile ? Will it rain today ?
Husband : Why ?
Wife : If there is no probability of rain, I can wash clothes.
 

01 November 2012

Auto punchlines - 18


ಎಲ್ಲಾದರೂ ಇರು, ಎಂತಾದರೂ ಇರು,
ನನ್ನ ಬೈಕ್ ನಿಂದ ಮಾತ್ರ ದೂರ ಇರು.