Intel's new tag line for its fastest processor
" Rajnikanth Inside "
Why did Rajnikanth buy 1 acre land with 4 wells in each corner ?
" To play carrom "
Why did British leave India in 1947 ?
"Because they knew that in 1949 a baby named Rajnikanth will born !!!"
Rajnikanth has constructed a new house but has no doors to enter.
Guess why ?
"Rajni can walk through walls !!!"
Galileo used lamp to study,
Graham Bell used candle to study,
Shakespear studied in street light,
Do you know what Rajnikanth used ?
When Rajnikanth was studying Civil engineering, his teacher asked him to do mini project in 5th semester.
Next day his teacher was shocked by seeing "China Wall".
One Sunday morning, Rajnikanth in good mood to surprise his wife put RANGOLI in front of his house.
And now we are studying it as "Network Analysis".