25 August 2009

Fundu SMS - 1

WashingTown:
Cirkit : bole toh America ka rashtrapathi kidhar rehta hai ?

Munna : Dhobighat

Cirkit : Dhobighat bole toh ?

Munna : English mein usko WashingTown bolne ka !


Secret of being young:

Sleep at RIGHT time,

Study the RIGHT things,

Speak the RIGHT ones,
Eat the RIGHT food,

And tell the WRONG age.

Chicken:

Santa went to a restaurant in London. He wanted chicken, but did not know how to tell in English. So he ordered "1 plate egg's mother".


Fish:

After eating fish curry, Santa did not drink water, why ?

Because the fish can swim and come out of stomach.

Deaf:

Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear ?

Banta : You can call anything, because he cannot hear.


Mother Tongue:

Pappu (while filling a form) : What should I write for mother tongue ?

Banta : Very long !


Salary:

What did Bunty write against "Salary expected" while filling job application ?

Ans : "Yes"


Love letter:

Girl : I cannot marry you, give my love letters back.
Next day the boy gave her a big basket and told "find out yours from these and take".

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